Saturday, March 17, 2007

Daily Crisis Report: Saturday 03.17.07

  • Pat the Bunny has been discovered, torn in half.
  • Orange foam ball has small bite taken out.
  • Tigger stuck in pilot seat and can not evacuate.
  • Box of Cheerios found to be spilled on carpet with each piece ground fully in.
  • Pooh stuck in honey jar and can not be removed.
  • The Farmer has been discovered to be missing along with one cow.